she woke up with a sticky ear
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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