We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
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