Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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