Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Do plants get herpes?
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