i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
is it fun? or sober?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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