no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
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Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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