I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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