how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
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Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
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If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
did you just send me my own nude
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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