The maid of honor just puked.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
they need to just BURY HIM!
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
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