apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
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just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'm at about main and main street
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
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Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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