I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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