thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
