they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Sacagawea was the original milf.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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