I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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