Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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