in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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