STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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