? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
oh god the rape fog is back!
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
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Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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