he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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