girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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