when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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