The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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