I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
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Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
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Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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