lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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