Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
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Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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