just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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