? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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