I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
