If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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