So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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