Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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