I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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