i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
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He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
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Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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