suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
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My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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