My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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