is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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