One girl and one boy is just not enough.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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