Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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