I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
stop calling my apartment porn island.
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I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
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Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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