After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
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I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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