I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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