i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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