either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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