I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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