good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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