That's intense
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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