Already got asked if we're dating
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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