It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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