so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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