why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
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Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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