Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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