you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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