when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
