well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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