The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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