Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Blow job season was short but glorious.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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